you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
White feminism is “Miley can dress however she wants, don’t slut shame her”
Actual feminism is “Miley can dress however she wants but she crossed a line when she started using another culture as a means to rebel and utilized black women and little people as shocking accessories in her music videos and live performances”
Danger Zone b/w I’m Gonna Do It Right
Kenny Loggins, Columbia Records/USA (1985)
From The Original Soundtrack of The Paramount Motion Picture TOP GUN
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
I read somewhere that this character had a really long and hard to pronounce name, but John Cleese couldn’t say it so he just said Tim instead and they ran with it.
"La Havana" - Joe Henson from Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag
Imagine lying your head on the chest of that fictional character, yeah the one that rules your heart and listen to his breathing and heartbeat cuddling you to sleep (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ〜
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.