We’ve got cupcakes to bake
We’ve got no clue at all
"So…screaming’s a free action, right? I can scream and maybe cry a little while I’m stabbing?"
— the party, upon being confronted by giant centipedes (via outofcontextdnd
Some sympathy would be nice tbh, rather than constantly judging my inactivity.
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
A Tour of the British Isles in Accents
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.
I MUST MEMORIZE THEM ALL.
Someone call the press because I’m about to make history
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
so today i was attacked by waves of anders feels
sockpocalypse wearing the mary moo cow from arthur